In which 1986 film does kidnapped Bette Midler exclaim to Helen Slater, "I'm being marked down! I've been kidnapped by Kmart!"?

In which 1986 film do Christian Slater and Sean Connery solve a mysterious murder at a medieval monastery? In which 1986 David Lynch thriller does Dennis Hopper's character loudly swear by Pabst Blue Ribbon beer? Which 1986 Paul Simon album includes "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" and "You Can Call Me Al"? Which city in Ukraine gave its name to the nuclear disaster of 1986? Which 1986 film starred Gary Oldman and Chloe Webb as a doomed punk-rock couple? Which name completes the title of Patricia MacLachlan's Newbery Medal-winning novel "___, Plain and Tall"? Which 1986 film gave us the line "I feel the need... the need for speed"? Which hard-rock band released the 1986 album "5150," its first with singer Sammy Hagar?