In which 1986 film do Christian Slater and Sean Connery solve a mysterious murder at a medieval monastery?

Which comedian popularized the catchphrase "You look mahvelous!" on "Saturday Night Live" in the mid-1980s? Who reprised his role as pool hustler "Fast Eddie" Felson in the 1986 film "The Color of Money"? Which 1986 David Cronenberg remake gave us the line "Be afraid. Be very afraid"? In which 1986 Oliver Stone film does Charlie Sheen play a young soldier in Vietnam? In which 1986 David Lynch thriller does Dennis Hopper's character loudly swear by Pabst Blue Ribbon beer? Which 1986 Paul Simon album includes "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" and "You Can Call Me Al"? Which city in Ukraine gave its name to the nuclear disaster of 1986? In which 1986 film does kidnapped Bette Midler exclaim to Helen Slater, "I'm being marked down! I've been kidnapped by…