Complete the title of David Wroblewski's 2008 novel about a mute boy and his family's dogs, called Sawtelles: "The Story of ___"?

In 1903, a San Pedro, California, packer first put which fish into cans? What word names a golf sand trap and was the last name of TV's Edith and Archie? An ad slogan says "A sandwich is a sandwich, but a ___ is a meal." What? Which star, the brightest in the night sky, gave its name to a satellite radio service? Which scandalous legendary couple of Camelot were a knight and a queen? Which Scandinavian film director wrote the autobiography "The Magic Lantern"? Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu starred in which 2000 blockbuster based on a 1970s TV series? A scheming couple plots to take over a burger joint in the 2001 film "Scotland, PA", inspired by which tragedy?