Which host of the 2003 Oscars joked that "the Teamsters are helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo"?

Which actor played Bob Harris, a jet-lagged actor in Tokyo, in 2003's "Lost in Translation"? In which 2003 film does Jim Carrey play a Buffalo, New York, TV reporter who is given God's powers? Who won the Best Director Oscar for "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"? Johnny Depp first played Captain Jack Sparrow in which 2003 film? Who played Katherine Watson, an art history teacher at Wellesley in 1953, in "Mona Lisa Smile"? Which American swimmer was named World Swimmer of the Year in 2003, a year before winning six golds in Athens? In 2003's "Seabiscuit", which actor played the colorful racetrack radio reporter "Tick Tock" McGlaughlin? Eric Bana played Bruce Banner in which 2003 Ang Lee film?