In a 1968 song, which title character do the Beatles tell to "take a sad song and make it better"?

Which writer penned the rhyme "Theodore Dreiser should ought to write nicer"? Which pipeline, completed in 1977, carries crude oil about 800 miles from Prudhoe Bay to Valdez? In a 1976 New York magazine article, Tom Wolfe gave the 1970s which self-centered nickname? A highlight of NEBRASKAland Days in North Platte is a pro rodeo named for which Wild West showman? In his 1690 work "Two Treatises of Government," which philosopher argued against the divine right of kings? Which two-letter Spanish word means the opposite of "sí"? Which popular Chinese dish consists of stir-fried shredded pork and vegetables served wrapped in thin pancakes? Which Buddy Holly hit, released just weeks before his death in 1959, was written by Paul Anka?