Which self-help book was translated into Spanish as "Quien se ha llevado mi queso?"

In the November 2, 2004 presidential election, John Kerry finished as what? A secret script called nu shu is pivotal to the plot of "Snow Flower and the Secret Fan", set in which country? A seedy New York hotel saloon and the pipe dreams of its patrons are elements of which 1946 Eugene O'Neill play? In Japanese, a "seito" is a student and a "sensei" is what? A selfish person who won't let others use what he can't use himself is called a "___ in the manger." What animal? A Senate report said which ruler's government, deposed in 2003, stole billions from the UN's Oil-for-Food program? A senator during most of the 1790s, which man came out of the election of 1800 as vice president? What did the senior citizens' group AARP originally stand for?